Q: “Where are The Cat’s worming tablets?” A: “Well, they should be inside the cat”.
Shows the hole I’ve been living in!
It’s been raining all day and it stopped not long before I left work to come home. My driveway dried enough upon my arrival for me to see this fade in and what’s more, I’ve got absolutely no idea how it got there and it wasn’t there when I left…
BTW, the splash marks were already there.
Its four letters (minus spaces) shorter when said with one word.
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Sometimes I like to go to Google Maps and street-view around certain areas of the world. I had a good chuckle when I found in a small Dutch town, this bunch of hoons. …Troublemakers.
It reminds me of a Father Ted episode where Father Jack says: “I love my brick!”
You know you love your pet too much when, you bring it home from the vet feeling groggy and sore and bald with stitches and proclaim loudly: “WHAT HAVE I DONE?, I’VE TRAUMATISED THE CAT!”